Tuesday, January 28, 2014

The Announcer's Test


"The Announcer's Test" was made popular by famed comedian Jerry Lewis.  On his yearly telethon to support the fight agains muscular dystrophy, he would often present "The Announcer's Test."  It has been suggested that the test was used to see if the speaker had a voice for radio.  It contains all vowel sounds and every letter of the alphabet.  Please learn it in your first week of Theatre Arts!

One hen

Two ducks

Three squawking geese

Four limerick oysters

Five corpulent porpoises

Six pairs of Don Alvarzo's tweezers

Seven thousand Macedonian warriors in full battle array

Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

Nine apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth

Ten lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who all stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery...all at the same time

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